§ All reviews · rubric v2.7
Every service, graded.
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Service
Chains / Rails
KYC
Grade
#01
Trezor — Open-source hardware wallet line · no account to use, a shipping address to buy
CAUTION
● BTC
● LN
● ETH
● SOL
L0 · trustless
A
#02
Haveno — Decentralised Monero-base P2P exchange forked from Bisq, with 2-of-3 multisig escrow over Tor.
TRUSTED
● XMR
● BTC
● ETH
● CASH
● SEPA
L0 · trustless
A
#03
NordBastion — Nordic KYC-free VPS and dedicated hosting
LEGIT
● BTC
● XMR
● ETH
L1 · anonymous
A-
#04
Njal.la — Offshore privacy provider for domains, VPS and VPN
LEGIT
● BTC
● XMR
● ETH
L1 · anonymous
A-
#05
addy.io — Open-source email alias relay, formerly AnonAddy. Free tier, crypto-friendly paid plans, fully self-hostable.
LEGIT
● BTC
● XMR
● LN
● ETH
● CARD
L2 · discreet
B+
#06
SmsActivate — SMS numbers and mobile services paid in cryptocurrency
Features
● BTC
● XMR
● ETH
● USDT
L2 · discreet
B+
#07
THORChain — Decentralised Layer-1 for native cross-chain swaps via TSS.
CAUTION
● BTC
● ETH
L0 · trustless
B
#08
Cryptostorm — Token-authenticated VPN with no accounts or email.
CAUTION
● XMR
● BTC
● ETH
● CARD
L1 · anonymous
B
#09
SideShift — Non-custodial multi-chain swap router, no signup required.
CAUTION
● BTC
● XMR
● ETH
● SOL
● LN
L2 · discreet
B
#10
ChangeNOW — Instant swap router, no signup, reactive AML screening
CAUTION
● BTC
● XMR
● ETH
● USDT
● SOL
L2 · discreet
C
#11
Bitrefill — Crypto gift cards and eSIMs · 180+ countries, no account
CAUTION
● BTC
● LN
● ETH
● SOL
● USDT
L3 · tiered
C
#12
SimSms — Virtual numbers, rentals and 5G mobile proxies, crypto-only
TRUSTED
● BTC
● XMR
● ETH
● SOL
● USDT
L2 · discreet
C
#13
SimpleSwap — Instant no-signup swap aggregator routing 1,500+ coins; AML screen can freeze flagged transactions for review.
CAUTION
● BTC
● XMR
● ETH
● SOL
● LN
L2 · discreet
C
#14
StealthEX — Instant swap router for 2,000+ coins; no signup, AML can flag deposits.
CAUTION
● BTC
● XMR
● ETH
L2 · discreet
C
#15
Cryptocardium — No-KYC crypto-funded Visa & Mastercard cards
TRUSTED
● BTC
● XMR
● ETH
● USDT
● CARD
L2 · discreet
C
#16
Exolix — Instant crypto-swap aggregator with no signup; AML risk-screens can flag swaps for KYC.
CAUTION
● BTC
● XMR
● ETH
● SOL
L2 · discreet
C
#17
Changelly — Custodial instant-swap aggregator. Anonymous by default, but an automated AML scoring engine can freeze flagged trades pending KYC.
CAUTION
● BTC
● XMR
● ETH
● SOL
L2 · discreet
C
#18
Godex — Seychelles no-signup instant swap with AML freeze risk
CAUTION
● BTC
● XMR
● ETH
● SOL
L2 · discreet
C
#19
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FixedFloat — Instant non-custodial crypto swap, no account, AML can freeze flagged orders
CAUTION
● BTC
● XMR
● LN
● ETH
● SOL
L2 · discreet
D
#20
Holyheld — Non-custodial Mastercard for EU residents; mandatory KYC via Sumsub/Idenfy; fiat held by Unlimit (CY).
CAUTION
● ETH
● SEPA
● CARD
L5 · mandatory
D