§ All reviews · rubric v2.7
Every service, graded.
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one rubric, every desk. Grades change when the truth changes.
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Service
Chains / Rails
KYC
Grade
#01
Mullvad VPN — Swedish flat-rate VPN with anonymous account numbers and cash payments.
LEGIT
● XMR
● BTC
● CASH
● CARD
L1 · anonymous
A
#02
IVPN — Gibraltar VPN: account-ID signup, Cure53-audited, accepts cash, Monero, Bitcoin and Lightning.
LEGIT
● BTC
● XMR
● LN
● CASH
L1 · anonymous
A
#03
BitVPS — Offshore VPS and dedicated servers paid in crypto
TRUSTED
● SOL
● USDT
● BTC
● XMR
● ETH
L1 · anonymous
A-
#04
Monerujo — Long-running open-source Android wallet for Monero
TRUSTED
● XMR
● BTC
L1 · anonymous
A-
#05
JMP.chat — US/CA phone numbers over XMPP, paid in Bitcoin or Monero.
TRUSTED
● BTC
● XMR
● LN
● CASH
L1 · anonymous
A-
#06
AirVPN — Italian no-logs VPN, anonymous signup, crypto-paid
TRUSTED
● XMR
● BTC
● LN
● CARD
L1 · anonymous
A-
#07
NordBastion — Nordic KYC-free VPS and dedicated hosting
LEGIT
● BTC
● XMR
● ETH
L1 · anonymous
A-
#08
Njal.la — Offshore privacy provider for domains, VPS and VPN
LEGIT
● BTC
● XMR
● ETH
L1 · anonymous
A-
#09
Cryptostorm — Token-authenticated VPN with no accounts or email.
CAUTION
● XMR
● BTC
● ETH
● CARD
L1 · anonymous
B
#10
SimSMS — Virtual phone numbers · 14 cryptos · MCP & REST agent API
TRUSTED
● XMR
● BTC
● ETH
● SOL
● USDT
L1 · anonymous
B
#11
ServPrivate — 7-jurisdiction offshore VPS · 14 cryptos · MCP & REST agent API
TRUSTED
● XMR
● USDT
● BTC
● ETH
● SOL
L1 · anonymous
B
#12
NoKycVPS — No-KYC VPS, dedicated servers, and 26 TLDs
TRUSTED
● BTC
● XMR
● ETH
● USDT
● SOL
L1 · anonymous
B
#13
AgoraDesk — Defunct BVI-based P2P BTC/XMR exchange, sister site of LocalMonero, wound down November 2024.
CAUTION
● BTC
● XMR
● CASH
L1 · anonymous
B
#14
GiftCryp — Crypto-paid gift-card and mobile-topup kiosk, no KYC
TRUSTED
● BTC
● XMR
● ETH
● SOL
● USDT
L1 · anonymous
C